I Need Dead Deer

There’s a first for everything. For the first time I hit an innocent animal. Okay, that’s a lie in 3 ways. A) I didn't hit anything, Ryan was the driver; B) the animal wasn't innocent, it was his fault we hit him; and 3) I hit a crow one time on my way to

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It was an idiot bird and I was on the freeway, unable to merge because there was a car on both my left and on my right and the little guy waddled out and did not fly away. I remember being so sad because it was very dead (I saw the fluff of it's exploding feathers in my rear view mirror) and alittle bitter because the bird was a fool for not flying away.

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After Community Group we ventured to the Q so that Ryan could purchase some groceries for his day off tomorrow so that he could, you know, eat food that isn’t fast. Little did he know he’d be eating deer! Just kidding, it didn’t die and we're not going to eat it. But Tayler FREAKED out, screaming like a girl. Usually when she screams in the car I fear that there is a dear we are about to hit so this time when she screamed my instant reaction was, “Tay, you know I think there’s a deer when you scream!” Ooops. Everyone, deer included, is okay and we’ll be laughing for awhile :)